Friday, November 21, 2008

yet another one....

Watched Dostana today.I think its official now that Karan Johar is undoubtedly the undisputed king of crass and tasteless cinema.

I mean put in a shirtless poster boy in a pair of very tiny shorts(make him run in them on beaches obviously!!), a foreign locale (if not the usual Switzerland or New york then Miami!!),a monstrous penthouse(totally unaffordable though they call it home!),throw in some shreds of clichéd designer outfits and there …………….you have a movie!!!

When exams were squeezing the last bit of juice in me and all the late nights had given me the dark circles of an owl,I thought that this movie would come as a relief.In a way it did,we de-stressed by ogling at John don’t-remember-when-he-last-had-clothes-on Abraham’s washboard abs................:-p

The other very predictable things about the movie was the Oh-so-boring typical Punjabi Bollywood “maa” with her “pooja-ki-thali” who’s more than obsessed with her son.And not forgetting the Bollywood “heroine” who just has to act dumb(aren’t they realy??) and sit pretty while three over-grown remotely mature guys go about serenading her!!!

And as far as the "being gay" issue goes,its outrageous!! I have friends who are gay and they are perfectly normal people.Neither do they behave like women nor are they overtly expressive of their sexuality.Give them a break guys!!

At a point of time the movie is not even funny anymore.Its just another random addition to the storehouse of mindless emotional sagas the guy makes with a "force-you-to-cry happy ending".I mean the guy rips off scenes from his own earlier films..............lolz!!!!

I think he should stick to his "koffee-drinking" household gossip with his "chaddi-buddies"(he calls that a chat show!!)

I'm just glad that i didn't go to an INOX to check this one out! Now that's money well-saved...

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